The Loser Cruiser

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  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.
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twentyonee-pilots:

never trust people that look good with any hair colour 

yeah josh dun i’m looking at you

Anonymous asked, "imagine a prank war going on in the tower and bucky having no fucking clue what the fuck is happening"

imaginebucky:

clint initiaties it, to absolutely no one’s surprise, by turning everyone’s laundry a sickening shade of purple

tony retaliates, because it’s tony, by setting the toasters on fire. every single toaster in avengers tower. all of them, up in flames

steve tries to convince them to stop it before it really begins, but when that doesn’t work he gets proactive and replaces all the oreo filling with toothpaste

bruce, the kind angel that he is, refuses to participate

thor joins in at this point, outraged that someone destroyed all his double stuff oreos, and electrifies every doorknob in the tower

natasha breaks three hair straighteners in the aftermath of thor’s prank, so they’re all expecting her to do something next. they’re right, of course: she soaks their toothbrushes in cayenne pepper and smirks when they all rush to the kitchen, looking for sweet liquid relief

bucky is…confused, by all of this. steve explains, or at least tries to, but bucky doesn’t really see the point of hurting or inconveniencing his friends when he can choose to do otherwise. so when it comes to be his turn (he knows it’s his turn because everyone is watching him warily and he hates it, hates that they think he’s gonna do something even though he knows it’s just the stupid prank war) he looks up ‘nice pranks’ on google. when the avengers find gummy worms in all the fruit, their smiles are wide and kind and bucky soon finds himself in the middle of a very insistent group hug

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"the cutest fucking laugh in the history of the entire fucking world ever" by
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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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